Booting on my Birthday
Wednesday, June 17, 2009
The Timeline: June 15, 2009
1:00 pm - ate lunch at magleby's fresh - ordered doc's truck stop: bread, beef, sauce, and mashed potatoes.
1:25 pm - ate "world famous" chocolate cake
1:30 pm - felt super full.
5:45 pm - discussed dinner plans with nicole. still feeling full.
6:30 pm - hit golf balls at Eastbay. started getting some high stomach crampies.
7:15 pm - while putting on the practice green, experienced a bout of nausea.
8:30 pm - nausea and cramps starting to come with increased frequency. hands began to sweat.
9:15 pm - mouth dried up.
9:16 pm - curled up in the fetal position. began praying. drank red gatorade.
9:45 pm - dry heaved three times in the bathroom. felt a little better.
10:24 pm - laid down in bed. prayers continue.
10:41 pm - woke up with the shakes.
10:42 pm - sprinted to the toilet. began dry heaves.
10:43 pm - puked.
10:44 pm - puked.
10:46 pm - puked.
10:47 pm - puked.
10:49 pm - puked.
10:50 pm - puked.
10:52 pm - puked.
10:54 pm - flushed.
10:55 pm - brushed.
11:00 pm - back in the fetal position in bed.
4 comments:
Oh Tim, I'm so sorry that you were so sick on your birthday..... that is the WORST. Hopefully your feeling better now so that you can actually enjoy some of that chocolate cake :)?
oh that is awful! I think you get a redo birthday!
Who drinks red Gatorade when they're sick?
Happy Birthday. Brandy
I just read this and almost yarked from laughing so hard. Even if it was a slightly nervous laugh since we've all been there . . . and we know we'll be there again someday.
Agree with The Calls - you need a do over. See you in SoCal next week!
-E to the D
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